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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What
does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Henny Youngman
'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.'
Sam Kinison
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage.'
James Holt McGavran
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the
second one didn't.'
Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once...
Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have
mine.'
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What
does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Henny Youngman
'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.'
Sam Kinison
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage.'
James Holt McGavran
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the
second one didn't.'
Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once...
Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have
mine.'
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
ساهرة الليل- عدد الرسائل : 13
العمر : 36
الموقع : Beirut
تاريخ التسجيل : 06/12/2008
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